Sunday, August 7, 2011

Thank You Netflix

Pickers: it's Antiques Roadshow meets Hoarders.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Why Can't he Just Take a Mistress?

Why do we believe we'll have the opposite of our parents' undesirable traits? My mom is a worrier, and so I have always thought I would not be that way.

Yet, here I am at nearly one in the morning, worrying. Although it doesn't happen often, I do have these worrying fits at times.

At this such time, as I am typing, my husband is driving to the Grand Canyon. He had flown to California on business, and has decided drive to Arizona to hike from the north rim to the bottom of the canyon. In one day. In July. Alone.

Should I be worried? He has hiked the Grand Canyon several times before, and usually makes the hike in one day. What is different this time is that he will be hiking from the north rim, which is a first for him. It is a longer and more difficult trail. Oh, and yes, let's see, he's ALONE.

I hope that he will be wise on this excursion. If he leaves the marked trail but yet manages to come home alive, I will then kill him. Leaving the marked trail is what gets a person on a show like I Shouldn't Be Alive.

I shouldn't be worrying, but I am.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Darth Tired


Taking over the galaxy is exhausting. Don't make me climb stairs afterwards.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

What's the Dealio with Dumbo?

Since moving down to Florida, I have now done every ride in Disney World, with the exception of Stich's Escape and Dumbo. I will probably never ride Dumbo. Well, maybe, because a second one is supposedly being built in the new Fantasy Land expansion. If waiting in line doesn't take half a day, then maybe.

What is the deal with Dumbo anyway? Read: county fair ride!

Read more about our Disney adventures here: http://snowwhiteandseven.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

A Thought on the Girls

I miss pregnancy boobs. They're big and liked to be touched. Breastfeeding boobs, on the other hand, are an ever changing landscape that have one purpose and one purpose only. Sorry, Hubby.


BTW, Hubby, quit giving baby the evil eye.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Spoiled American, or "How Hard Can it Be?"

You would think a six by six shelf would be enough to hold the items I need in the shower.

Friday, July 15, 2011

When NOT in Rome

Foreign visitors to Orlando: please acquaint yourselves with the shower.